Mom: How are you feeling?
Me: I'm okay, just got a fever and a headache.
Mom: You know, you really need to go to the doctors. This isn't good. Having a fever and a headache all of the time is not good.
Me: LOL
Mom: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Me: I know, but it kind of is.
Mom: IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU COULD BE TERMINALLY ILL.
Mom: WHAT IF YOU GET SICK WHILE WE'RE ON VACATION, AND DIE?!
Me: LOL CALM DOWN
Mom: I'm calm, but if you die while we're on vacation it won't be fun.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: NEVER SAY "LOL" TO YOUR MOTHER.